What's a Dog Ought To Do?
Have you ever:
Made a potion?
Met a seal in trouble with their mother?
Watch a King steal buttons?
Seen a dog write a poem and slip it under a bedroom door?
If you answered yes to all of these questions: DO NOT buy this book.
If you answered no to any of these questions, click "Add to cart," download, and print this book RIGHT AWAY. Especially if you know children who like poetry.
WARNING: Any child who reads, or has this book read to them, should be fully prepared to travel to far-away places with people, animals (including the world's cutest kitty), and other kinds of friendly, fantastic creatures. They may want to wear a hat, helmet, or light jacket.
Along the way, they will have 15 stops on this journey that starts with joining potion makers, and ends in a garden, ignoring the sun's declarations. There is a point at which pants that are too big might fall off. Also of note: at least one stop is in New Jersey.
There are instructions on how to print and bind this book yourself (with nothing more than what you have handy) on the first page of the download. I heard of one person who accidentally printed it 1000 times. After you download, please, please, read page one and follow the instructions.
I wish you the best of luck. Please write back once you've read it?
Sincerely,
Berthold
Bird-baron, Berryville
PS: ONLY eat fried gorgon hair with the sauce at the counter. Just trust me.
Have you ever:
Made a potion?
Met a seal in trouble with their mother?
Watch a King steal buttons?
Seen a dog write a poem and slip it under a bedroom door?
If you answered yes to all of these questions: DO NOT buy this book.
If you answered no to any of these questions, click "Add to cart," download, and print this book RIGHT AWAY. Especially if you know children who like poetry.
WARNING: Any child who reads, or has this book read to them, should be fully prepared to travel to far-away places with people, animals (including the world's cutest kitty), and other kinds of friendly, fantastic creatures. They may want to wear a hat, helmet, or light jacket.
Along the way, they will have 15 stops on this journey that starts with joining potion makers, and ends in a garden, ignoring the sun's declarations. There is a point at which pants that are too big might fall off. Also of note: at least one stop is in New Jersey.
There are instructions on how to print and bind this book yourself (with nothing more than what you have handy) on the first page of the download. I heard of one person who accidentally printed it 1000 times. After you download, please, please, read page one and follow the instructions.
I wish you the best of luck. Please write back once you've read it?
Sincerely,
Berthold
Bird-baron, Berryville
PS: ONLY eat fried gorgon hair with the sauce at the counter. Just trust me.
Have you ever:
Made a potion?
Met a seal in trouble with their mother?
Watch a King steal buttons?
Seen a dog write a poem and slip it under a bedroom door?
If you answered yes to all of these questions: DO NOT buy this book.
If you answered no to any of these questions, click "Add to cart," download, and print this book RIGHT AWAY. Especially if you know children who like poetry.
WARNING: Any child who reads, or has this book read to them, should be fully prepared to travel to far-away places with people, animals (including the world's cutest kitty), and other kinds of friendly, fantastic creatures. They may want to wear a hat, helmet, or light jacket.
Along the way, they will have 15 stops on this journey that starts with joining potion makers, and ends in a garden, ignoring the sun's declarations. There is a point at which pants that are too big might fall off. Also of note: at least one stop is in New Jersey.
There are instructions on how to print and bind this book yourself (with nothing more than what you have handy) on the first page of the download. I heard of one person who accidentally printed it 1000 times. After you download, please, please, read page one and follow the instructions.
I wish you the best of luck. Please write back once you've read it?
Sincerely,
Berthold
Bird-baron, Berryville
PS: ONLY eat fried gorgon hair with the sauce at the counter. Just trust me.